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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
“You are so beautiful”

If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples..
if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles..
So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?

An icing can make a cake so sweet,
A string can make a balloon so high,
A matches can make a candle so bright,
i hope that my simple hi can make you smile and happy.

SMILE ever,
UDAAS never,
KHUSH ever,
GHUM SHUM never,
SHARE ever,
HIDE never,
CARE ever,
LEAVE never,
LOVE ever,
HATE never,
THINK ME ever,
FORGET ME never.

Hey baby-girl how are you doing?
i just wanna say good luck for your exam that you are taking,
i wish you can pass all you exams with a flying colour,
but want i wanna say is you have to keep your focus on your study and nothing else,
there is nothing difficult if you know your goal which you have set.
all the best babes and have a nice ending friday……
love you!!!!

I wish all the best to the exams that

u will be going through the last two weeks.

Ek Dua Maangate Hai Apne Bhagwaan Se,
Chahate Hai Aapki Khushiya Pure Imaan Se,
Sab Hasrat Puri Ho Aapki Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-O-Jaan Se

Angels east, Angels west, bless da person who reads this sms.

May guide her 2 rest & when he wakes 2moro may perform @ his best!

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
By sending this message not to offend you,
but with a heart of caring.
One last thing your gorgeous,
and i think i can love you.
Please respond, and have a wonderful day and best wishes!